Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:

Beetlejuice!

Beetlejuice!

Is Nightmare before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

Is Nightmare before Christmas a Halloween movie or a Christmas movie?

OSKEE GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING WOW WOW

You are mother fucking right it did!

Kam’s, the U of I’s shittiest campus dive bar, is closing down tomorrow and I can think of no better ending to it than the Homecoming crowd of drunk dads burning it down tonight after the most improbable victory in the program’s history.

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

Well...I guess SOME PEOPLE get to make edits after 15 minutes. Talk about privilege.

Besides the article failing to mention that ESPN is owned by Disney (which leads to the question of how much input did Disney brass have on the China mandate), but as a communist country - all businesses are owned by the Chinese government.

This is the wrong hill to die on, My Kinja. 

Just for reference, we have retired every single one of these aircraft...

I know who Rudy is, and I’ll still cross the street to avoid him.

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

Yeah, but if they had run the ball we may have missed out on this hilarious interaction:

With few exceptions, every Mahomes game should be 5 Throwgasms.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

The most concerning thing is that it looks like Toyota is losing market share to Ford.

IT’S A TRAP!

I will remember Eli for four things:

He is both.