Tulsi busted out “Saudi Arabia’s bitch” today.

I’m sorry. Are you suggesting that a steady diet of McDonalds and PF Chang’s isn’t the ticket to good gastrointestinal health?

He may be getting owned by constituents everywhere he goes, but Johnson is still undefeated in the barber’s chair ...

“My schadenboner can only get SO erect?”

Is there a word that combines schadenfreude with the feeling like Krieger when he heard of a cyborg deathmatch?

best cheap beer: Corona

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It’s cute the way you think there will be a 2060.

On behalf of everyone that Trump is fucking over on a daily basis, yeah. It’s bad. Your entertainment is not a factor here.

Not to mention Trump had a modeling agency that violated so many laws it wasn’t even funny. (google it)

My co-worker likes the term "forced birth". 

A woman who procured for Epstein witnessed Trump rape a minor.She was 13 and “loudly pleaded with Defendant Trump to stop but with no effect” as stated in the affidavit file at the NY Southern Dist.

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

I give you Brexit personified:

A bunch of years back I met and shook hands with Donald Trump in a room of about 25 people. At the time I just thought of him as a big doofus... my missed face-punching opportunity haunts me to this day.

That fucker had a baby with broken ribs (from his mother falling on him after being shot herself, to protect him) brought back to the hospital for a photo op.

“You ain’t got no rings, Coach Quinn”

The Marlins and Rays should play each other in a New Jersey landfill.  Then stay there. 

Why not hire a disgraced alcoholic fishing boat captain while you’re at it, Dan?

My younger sister moved up to Milwaukee a few years ago for work and began dating a die-hard Packers fan shortly after. They are set to be married next month. I’ve ignored the fact that he bought her a Rodgers jersey and that she’s worn it, love will make you do stupid things, and I’ve retaliated by giving her Bears…