Is it weird that, if these are actually extra terrestrials, I’m actually way more excited that FTL travel and exotic propulsion/anti-gravity is actually possible and attainable than I am about the (statistically guaranteed) prospect of intelligent life existing elsewhere in the galaxy/universe?

I feel like all of this information being released is purposeful, like maybe to soften the effect of finally admitting to the public that there are definitely extra-terrestrial beings in and around our atmosphere.

Yeah, like the ones I saw at night with my buddies in the 70's.

Which arm of the military did you serve in, I’m curious.

Winner. 

I will recycle this from a past Pissing Contest, seems to fit the theme.

It’s obviously unlikely, but watching Kawhi take apart the Warriors and then huewhuwhwuew-ing in a post-game interview afterward would be cool as hell. This overwhelming joy will be immediately snuffed by Drake releasing a single that absolutely makes it about him and includes some dumbass line like “you always doubt…

The real story is how much Mallory Edens (Bucks owner’s daughter, seated next to Rodgers) ages between the first and last videos.

This episode of black mirror sucks

Better or worse than getting punched out by a 72 year old astronaut?

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

Bran wargs into the dragon burns everybody then puts wheels on the iron throne and rolls around Westeros creepily staring at people.

It’s absolutely absurd to postulate that only a doctor may weigh in on this subject.

People having opinions on things they know jack shit about is a good 95% of the internet.

If you are against this because you already paid off your own student debt, I assume you also don’t want medicare for all because people on medicare waited until they were old enough and it would be unfair if younger people got it now. “I don’t get to benefit from it” is not a valid argument against a policy that will…

Mean Girls:Origins

The money I borrowed as a barely 18 year old getting advice from guidance counselors and every day Boomers who never had college debt and then watching in horror as the economy they thought would give me a job high-paying enough to pay that debt off crashed a year before I graduated? That money?

😂

“A Florida man was arrested today” = Redundant 

If you don’t like hitters flipping the bat after a dong, you should also allow pitchers to get charged every time they fist pump a strikeout.