I was tired of seeing boobs at this point

Shenanigans is boomer for “overthrowing democratically elected governments.”

You fake bone spurs, you falsify five deferments, you compare the serving you were afraid to do with not getting the clap in Studio 54, and you have the balls to mark Vietnam Veterans Day?

Japan’s shenanigans are cheeky and fun; Russia’s shenanigans are cruel and tragic

We (Canada) unfortunately have our fair share of terrorists, and terrorists in the making. The Quebec Mosque shooting happened in very recent memory. Too recent, for many.

We’re not a perfect country by any means. Sadly when things go good, people are fine. When then the economy slips, then you’ve got the people who…

[A Fox News reporter who was wearing a suit with jeans...”]

Straight size? the fuck? Are we just saying whatever comes to mind now? Okay. Tickle Monster. 

Took me a few months to figure out why “SQUARES, SQUARES!” was being hollered at me whenever I walked down 35th to (arguably) the best Harrold’s (#88) on 35th Street.

I’m just gonna use this comment section to recommend The Little Hours which, last I checked, was streaming on Netflix. Lots of nun based shenanigans in there.

Some people won’t ever understand what makes Battlefield so great.

This is absolutely brilliant. It encapsulates every reason I play this title, from the sweeping music to the insane amount of action at key points.

That practice isn’t limited to back then. I know guys in northern San Diego who make whole “social lives” out of ‘dating’ the girlfriends and wives of marines deployed out of Camp Pendleton.

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

Pacman Jones: *cums*

The Secret Service isn’t getting paid. This might turn out to be a problem that solves itself.

yet another display of “Yay Progressive Whites!” with the subsequent back-patting for calling out an obviously grotesque moment in American history on national television, yet doing nothing else about its historical effects on the community today.

What if your job is to masturbate while watching Trump speeches? Would that mean you’re Sean Hannity?

“I’m an above average 6'2 180 pound 29 year old male.”