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This is the most interesting Chargers story on this page.

It will become more feasible when the consequences of doing nothing start manifesting themselves. Hopefully by the time a series of hurricanes scours the Mid-Atlantic clean and fires have incinerated the southwest, people might figure it out.

While my loyalty is with the Seahawks, I am also a Chargers fan with no connection to San Diego or LA. My uncle Jacque MacKinnon played for them from 1961-1969 in the AFL. He died under interesting circumstances when I was 5, jumping a fence while evading police and falling to his death. That story, added to family

The trouble started, the couple said, when their 10-year-old son was nearly hit by one of the vehicles while he was playing in a nearby cul-de-sac.

Having no kids is way fucking better. Saves you Hundreds of thousands of  dollars over the 21+ years you have to take care of those little fucks. I like how people who have kids try to mock those who don’t.. 

Take: an NFL team’s bye week should be before the week they play a Thursday night game. If they aren’t playing a Thursday night game, it should be after the week after a Monday night game. If the team has neither, then it’s put somewhere in the schedule that makes the most sense. And maybe some allowances for London

  • FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

Are you trying to kill Drew? Because this is how you kill Drew.

Bears D will use his anus for a hat. 

Blaine Gabbert
Blaike Gabbert
Blaike Gorbert
Blaike Gorblet
Blaike Gorbles
Blaike Borbles
Blake Bortles

The whole point of having rivals is to hate them with the fire of a thousand suns. As a UGA grad I wouldn’t root for Auburn if they were playing ISIS. Same with Alabama.

Pistols at dawn 

If you cheer for your rivals you deserve no respect and will get none.

Yep, it was an omen.  ND looked just as lost on the field as that eagle.

Article fails to mention that there are no laws in place that punish discrimination against pregnant workers. I’m so fucking sick of global demographic mysteries that have answers screaming in your face. White men shoot up schools and churches because they’re violently bigoted. Mystery solved. There aren’t enough

Jesus Christ, that outtake video.  I am literally crying here, and hoping no one steps into my office for the next minute until I can get composed.

Everyone’s getting engaged or married and I’m just sitting over here not giving a shit while all my married friend’s relationships slowly implode over some dysfunction or another.

If we need to, we can have the two other women on the court pull of a weekend-at-bernies situation.