His callsign, earned years ago was CHAOS (Colonel Has Another Outstanding Solution). I sat in on several briefings with him when he was a 2 star and the man has a gift for cutting through the BS and and asking the questions everyone else in the room wish they’d thought of.

This Fallout LARP suuuuuuucks.

Go ahead, move them out to Rosemont, Schaumburg, or Naperville, they’ll still tell everyone that they’re from Chicago

let’s also remember Black Santa as he lived, unable to hail a taxi

Send them to Mexico City for next season, then build the wall so they can't get back. 

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

It looks like he’s wearing a face made out of three other people’s faces.

I’m not going to completely disagree with you, but can we start a petition to just change the name of the “Rex Grossman Era” to the “Devin Hester Era”?

next week, direct snap to Hicks

Can I vote D.J. Durkin as a write-in? 

“I’m a grown man. I don’t need no one’s ass and dick and balls in my face.”

This little Rodgers had most beef, this little Rodgers had Munn....

+1 failed economics course

They had Dick Cheney interviewed for offensive coordinator, but all his playbook contained were short shots downfield right at the receivers’ faces.

Broken leg is so close to Wounded Knee. 

it’s a diversity double whammy!

Rice is a shrewd choice for the only organization in America that tortures more people than the Bush administration.

White clowns, whining in the city

“You think I enjoy this?”