Eaux neaux

You misspelled Raiders.

I think he ran the concession stand in week 3 and successfully kept Jameis Winston away from the crab legs.

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“Come fly the too friendly skies.”

Ok, one, the oldest Millenials are like 38, most of the people in that generation had their Obama moment. With Obama.

The House of Saud cares about the Quran about as much as evangelical Christians in the US care about the bible. They are tools of control for these people. The Saudis claim to care about Islam, but it’s only for their subjects. They can and do whatever the fuck they want regardless what the Quran says. 

“Round is a shape.”

Clayton Kershaw, fresh off his best postseason start

Just use phrenology. It’s scientific enough for conservatives. 

That flew over your head like F-35s don’t.

You can see clearly at 0:38 that Cousins comes down with all his weight onto Bennett. This absolutely should be a foul of roughing the rusher.

He has the same throwing motion as someone heaving a Molotov cocktail.

Yeah there’s a lot of confusion over what the ABA actually is, but in reality they’re no different from any other organization of professionals. They can wag their finger, but if none of the states where a person has passed the bar exam decide to do anything about it, it doesn’t really mean a whole lot.

Putting aside the sexual assault (if that’s possible)...

Nigga. I am in public trying not to scream. 

The penalty for low blows is Tom Brady’s fault.
The penalty for full weight on the QB is Aaron Rodger’s fault.
The penalty for bad dick picks is Brett Favre’s fault.

But that’s where I keep all my stuff though!