Not like that.

We all have our quirks... I hate the word “titty” in all its incarnations. Tits is ok. The other makes my gears grind. Can I bring back the boobs instead?

Thank goodness somebody made this about Boston.  Good job.

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

I hear Kaepernick is available

Good decision, Jimmy G!

Imagine being in your 50s 70s and behaving like you’re still in 8 5th grade. That’s some creepy shit.

New game:  Buffalo or the former Soviet Union?

Fuck the packers. They get away with so much shit at Lamblow field. Don’t be salty about one questionable penalty.

I was drunk when I experienced it and drunk when I wrote it; so there’s a certain symmetry there. And Alice liked it, so that’s all that really counts as far as I’m concerned...

Nobody is slandering Melissa McCarthy, her last two movies are doing that for us. 

$10 says Canada apologises for it!

I was sad to hear in entertainment news that The Bandit passed away today.

3 of them are in this story

The southernmost part of the world, yeah, okay. The bottom of the world, though... hmm.

The name tag is what made it art. 

Yale gear AND his TJ’s name tag. I love him.

I bet he’s lived life better than the jerkstore who recognized him and called him “sad.”