The one thing that makes me laugh. Other than the obvious everything else that makes me feel rage at these 8 “Moderate” Dem asshats, is this.

How about Sexy Sax Solos?

I love Mulaney’s breakdown of ICE-T on SVU.

Don't forget the SCUBA divers.

I would just like to thank you. You are definitely my personal hero for today! I had no idea that Amazon released like that so just finished the new episode out here on the west coast. Definitely needed that after a long day at work. Thanks again!

WTF!? Someone take this out of the greys please.

Hells Yeah!

With paradrop stops along the way for travelers like train stations. Welcome to...THE HIGH OCTANE LINE!

Don't forget the real MVPs!

HEY! Lindsey was using that couch!

Wonder Woman raped a guy, full stop. It boggles my mind how no producer/writer/actor/director/key grip (/s on key grip) thought this was a good move. I’m just dumbfounded by the creative decisions in this film. 

Wonder Woman raped a guy, full stop. It boggles my mind how no producer/writer/actor/director/key grip (/s on key grip) thought this was a good move. I'm just dumbfounded by the creative decisions in this film.

This. Grunts is just a term for basic bottom of rank and file ground based trigger pullers. Even as a Sailor I was thinking, “Damn Tom, don’t do ALL the crayon eaters dirty like that." ;)

Troll. I’ve noticed your shtick the past week. You’re the Herb right? It’s the only way you can always be insta-ungreyed across the different sites. Bring back Splinter and real Deadspin you prick!

Tucker Carlson's new Dominatrix perhaps?

I just wanted to toss this into the void. I’m so damn disappointed that after four years of this shit 68M+ fellow citizens said, “Yes, more please.”

“The Child is going to speak this season, right?”

“Observations made earlier this year from the SUBARU Telescope in Hawai’i”

Not scary, but very interesting. How funny would it be if our species genuinely created a talkative doorway to the afterlife by way of a boardgame? I personally don’t think one exhists but I’m open to new information. I just wish people that used the boards asked better questions.

Absolutely my first thought as well. He'll have some nickname that he goes by for most of the film then suffers a horrible accident in the third act and it cuts to a surgical scene that zooms in on the decrepit post apocalyptic operating table and his new mask. Cut to black.