As a 6' 7" man. This image haunted me. I find it so strange yet so interesting that such a simple image causes the same feeling that I had of Arachnophobia as a child. 

Sir, may I respectfully say. Well played, I was furious at the title. Then, pure schadenfreude release upon reading. I can’t remember the last time I have seen such a massive comment count. You deserve every damn click dollar you earn for this one.

THIS! Ever since 2015 (and even a bit before) when they started the Trump/Garrison story arc. Trey and Matt absolutely take sides, and I have been here for it and love it.

Neat, I found Steven Colbert's burner.

Fuck indeed, now imagine what's going to happen if the election results have to go to the Supreme Court for a decision like 2000. FUCK!

The Vatican: Shhhh, let’s just slowly back out of this comment section.

Considering Q nutters are involved my mind went straight to death threats on his family.

To paraphrase Artistatlarge...we’re so screwed.

See, this is exactly why in hindsight I really regret voting Kodos. If only I had known your sound logic back in 2000 we may have been saved from certain destruction...seriously fellow reasonable Americans.

You’re even being generous with your math. Last showing at 8 P.M.? In metropolitan centers showings go into 11 P.M. or later territory.

If 2020 keeps this up we might have War covered too.

Val Kilmer?

I think it was a Netflix documentary but I have so many streaming subscriptions that I may be mistaken. It had flat Earthers smart enough to create a proper scientific experiment to prove they were right. In fact the experiment absolutely proved that the Earth was round. They were in absolute denial and said that the…

So, what’s the over/under on number of years before a Kessler Syndrome happens? I’m going to say ten.

I’ll see your H.S. U.S. History teacher and raise you a 500 level undergrad PhD Political Science professor. When I asked a similar question about Judiciary power of enforcement he actually treated us like adults, shrugged his shoulders and said something along the lines of “We’ll see.” GWB Second Term, this timeline…

“I’m John Biggs, the new Editor-in-Chief of Gizmodo. I’ve been here once before, back in 2005, when a single person ran the each Gawker Media site...”

Everyone here is saying “suicide” why? Rather than stage a suicide it would be far easier to just use corona as the excuse. Prisons are already known to be hard hit. My money is on her being purposely infected and maybe a little assistance in the hospital ward to finish it.

Username checks out.

1. An utter lack of surprise.

This! South Park is still a great satirical show. The arc that they did with Garrison as Trump is brilliant. I'm excited for this season.