10 AM Sunday morning showings (assuming you live in a metro area) are the best. If there is a movie out that I want to see but my friends don't it's my go to. At most (even opening weekend) it has four or five people. Not a juicy target.

This White Sox fan salutes you.

Personally, I wanted meteor 2020 but I guess pandemic 2020 will do.

As a Bears fan and general NFL fan, I’ll always remember him for preventing the Pats from going undefeated in the regular and postseason. 

Winner! Donald Bin Lyin it is!

“Our president is a fucking pervert.”

The ole Blackwater two step.

Solid chuckle. This should be out of the greys.

Fast forward 25 years (if we're that lucky) and imagine the pearl clutching of conservatives posting bath time pictures parents are posting of their kids today on social media. FFS.

RE: “We”

Hi Mr. Eisner!

Chidi?!

My favorite TV show in the early ‘00s was The West Wing. Keep in mind that I was in High School. I always have found this fascinating when I first saw it and then did my follow on research.

Tell them thank you. Stealing to use.

Jesus tapdancing christ. This NEEDS to be higher in the comments. Star accordingly people!

To be fair, (in this hypothetical) (Hi NSA!) the GoFundMe for the person that did punch him square in the jaw would be astronomical. So, they would be set for life after they get out. (In this purely hypothetical scenario of course)

As a lifelong Bears fan the schadenfreude shall be glorious September 5th. We’re finishing what was started that first half last year. (Don’t @ me Eagles fans with that discount double doink.)

Oh! I was so confused. Sometimes I see Dr. make reasonable comments then I see Dr. make shit like above. Good to know it's just a copycat.

Yeah...because that’s something new in American politics.