The “___ Battle” toward the end had me like...

I don’t even know what tone this comment should be read in.

Of course a Cat would say that...

If that's your logic, I'd blame France not Spain. The Spaniards just gave us a ridiculously good land deal. France helped us beat the Brits. 

I openly hang my head in shame...I tried it. The cheetos they put on it are stale. I shall go flagellate myself now.

No, we don’t.

The second one is even better. Haitian? voodoo FTW.

Monroe Doctorine. Look it up.

Wow, WWII really f’d up the temperature globally for a while there. Maybe we can use that to convince conservative leaning people that manmade climate change is a thing.

That photo from Luna is so Freaking cool!

I’d just be repeating my favorite parts that I’ve read in the comments except for this one.

Here’s the thread I was looking for.

I just want to let you know that I genuinely love this comment so very much. Have a good day!

Oh, we will find life on Ceres alright. But are we willing to pay that price?

Why do people claim that we are ghouls and use Sandy Hook as the example? Polls were 90% in favor of things like universal background checks after the shooting. In that case, it’s the politicians fault we suck, not the public’s. (Tinfoil hat crew aside of course)

This is the second time that I have ever appreciated something from a human that purposefully uses Esquire to identify themself. The first?

Yes, I spelled strait wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whale oil?

Let me make this easy for you. I’ve been through the straight multiple times. I’m a Sailor, the recognized international lanes are tiny compared to most straights I’ve transited. I damn near guarantee we violated their airspace. Bandar Abbas and Chabahar (you can see them on the map above) have major IRN and IRGCN…