“Buttigieg’s proposal displays a naive understanding of the nature of power and politics, and a misguided belief that “balance”—in the court, in all things—can somehow bring us closer to justice.”

::Shudder::

Wayyyyy farther back then Nam.

“The article detailed the country’s entrance into the cyberwarfare arena...”

Bush jokes seem so quaint, bordering on nostalgic these days. Darkest timeline indeed.

No reason? Tell that to Culkin...

Ok, I get it. I don't use public drinking fountains for this reason. I guess I just don't think the exit is as important as the entrance.

I don’t get this sentiment. It’s just water getting splashed to make you more clean. I am more than willing to hear your arguments against it. Japan (and east Asia in general) is knocking it out of the park with this stuff. A warm bidet rinsing is very refreshing. (Admittedly this is probably more of a Drew Funbag…

Ugh. The only bathroom laws I support are the mandate to have handicapped stalls and one that mandates a bidet for every toilet in America. We really need to get on that train, they’re fantastic and environmentally friendly.

So here are my numbers. Just so you know, I’m having this conversation in good faith. I will be flippant in conversation (maybe). Our space rock is 4.5 to 4.6B years old. Our species is a newborn baby’s first breath of that timescale. You are talking about a singular “other” species in the milkyway. Maybe rivals exist …

(statistically guaranteed)

I have been in the Navy for over 10 years. I’m commenting because your final paragraph made me laugh so hard in a good way. Every single word of your paragraph is true...and here’s the funny part. None of its points are mutually exclusive.

We can’t boo. Just so you know though, while some of the most conservative people I have ever met have been people I worked with in the Navy, so have been some of the most liberal people that I have met.

Hands down, my favorite scene in the entire show.

You forgot the part where the single makes people jump out of their moving cars for a viral snap, only to be hit by oncoming traffic...thankfully saving the gene pool.

I was laughed at by my buddies after the movie because they didn’t think launch silos were in the great plains. I tried to explain it to them but to no avail. Love that ending!

Yes! Finally, someone else that liked T3. The ending was the best part! 

I’m very disappointed that “Monkey (I know a chimp is different don’t @ me please, I was going for broadest search possible) slamming Mitch McConnell gif“ Provided no good returns. Be better internet.

I don't know who you are. I don't know where you live, but I just want to give you a big hug and say thank you! Perfectly put!