“Buttigieg’s proposal displays a naive understanding of the nature of power and politics, and a misguided belief that “balance”—in the court, in all things—can somehow bring us closer to justice.”

Wayyyyy farther back then Nam.

“The article detailed the country’s entrance into the cyberwarfare arena...”

No reason? Tell that to Culkin...

Ok, I get it. I don't use public drinking fountains for this reason. I guess I just don't think the exit is as important as the entrance.

I don’t get this sentiment. It’s just water getting splashed to make you more clean. I am more than willing to hear your arguments against it. Japan (and east Asia in general) is knocking it out of the park with this stuff. A warm bidet rinsing is very refreshing. (Admittedly this is probably more of a Drew Funbag…

Ugh. The only bathroom laws I support are the mandate to have handicapped stalls and one that mandates a bidet for every toilet in America. We really need to get on that train, they’re fantastic and environmentally friendly.

So here are my numbers. Just so you know, I’m having this conversation in good faith. I will be flippant in conversation (maybe). Our space rock is 4.5 to 4.6B years old. Our species is a newborn baby’s first breath of that timescale. You are talking about a singular “other” species in the milkyway. Maybe rivals exist …

(statistically guaranteed)

I have been in the Navy for over 10 years. I’m commenting because your final paragraph made me laugh so hard in a good way. Every single word of your paragraph is true...and here’s the funny part. None of its points are mutually exclusive.

You forgot the part where the single makes people jump out of their moving cars for a viral snap, only to be hit by oncoming traffic...thankfully saving the gene pool.

In case you were curious a Growler is the same as an F/A-18 Super Hornet in terms of platform the difference is that EA stands for Electronic Attack. It has a suite of jamming equipment installed on the plane to disrupt various electronic sources on the battlefield. If I remember correctly you can use two of those to…

1. It's a watch. 2. It's a shadow, not sweat. I like answering questions.

I want to give you a star but you are at exactly 69 right now and there is no way that I'm messing that up.

This is why Mike Judge is a true Prophet and Idiocracy is a documentary, not a fiction.

Remember, Ireland recently (relatively speaking) had a Hard Border with the U.K. and all that is old shall be new again in a few weeks. Not to mention, Goidelic is not English. It’s a tribalistic thing with our species, no doubt. Hardly surprising though. The 5 aren't some conspiracy. It's just our species on a…

Um....because english isn’t their native tongue? All of the 5 eyes are direct descendants of the British Empire. It’s not tricky to understand. U.S., U.K, Australia, NZ, and our lovable Canada. I don’t see the cannucks breeding “ethno-terrorists”. Too Hot Take.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step. Good on ya!

Jesus, go fishing for outrage much?