The second one is even better. Haitian? voodoo FTW.

Monroe Doctorine. Look it up.

Why do people claim that we are ghouls and use Sandy Hook as the example? Polls were 90% in favor of things like universal background checks after the shooting. In that case, it’s the politicians fault we suck, not the public’s. (Tinfoil hat crew aside of course)

This is the second time that I have ever appreciated something from a human that purposefully uses Esquire to identify themself. The first?

“Buttigieg’s proposal displays a naive understanding of the nature of power and politics, and a misguided belief that “balance”—in the court, in all things—can somehow bring us closer to justice.”

Wayyyyy farther back then Nam.

“The article detailed the country’s entrance into the cyberwarfare arena...”

No reason? Tell that to Culkin...

Ok, I get it. I don't use public drinking fountains for this reason. I guess I just don't think the exit is as important as the entrance.

I don’t get this sentiment. It’s just water getting splashed to make you more clean. I am more than willing to hear your arguments against it. Japan (and east Asia in general) is knocking it out of the park with this stuff. A warm bidet rinsing is very refreshing. (Admittedly this is probably more of a Drew Funbag…

Ugh. The only bathroom laws I support are the mandate to have handicapped stalls and one that mandates a bidet for every toilet in America. We really need to get on that train, they’re fantastic and environmentally friendly.

So here are my numbers. Just so you know, I’m having this conversation in good faith. I will be flippant in conversation (maybe). Our space rock is 4.5 to 4.6B years old. Our species is a newborn baby’s first breath of that timescale. You are talking about a singular “other” species in the milkyway. Maybe rivals exist …

(statistically guaranteed)

I have been in the Navy for over 10 years. I’m commenting because your final paragraph made me laugh so hard in a good way. Every single word of your paragraph is true...and here’s the funny part. None of its points are mutually exclusive.

You forgot the part where the single makes people jump out of their moving cars for a viral snap, only to be hit by oncoming traffic...thankfully saving the gene pool.

In case you were curious a Growler is the same as an F/A-18 Super Hornet in terms of platform the difference is that EA stands for Electronic Attack. It has a suite of jamming equipment installed on the plane to disrupt various electronic sources on the battlefield. If I remember correctly you can use two of those to…

1. It's a watch. 2. It's a shadow, not sweat. I like answering questions.

I want to give you a star but you are at exactly 69 right now and there is no way that I'm messing that up.

This is why Mike Judge is a true Prophet and Idiocracy is a documentary, not a fiction.