Remember, Ireland recently (relatively speaking) had a Hard Border with the U.K. and all that is old shall be new again in a few weeks. Not to mention, Goidelic is not English. It’s a tribalistic thing with our species, no doubt. Hardly surprising though. The 5 aren't some conspiracy. It's just our species on a…

Um....because english isn’t their native tongue? All of the 5 eyes are direct descendants of the British Empire. It’s not tricky to understand. U.S., U.K, Australia, NZ, and our lovable Canada. I don’t see the cannucks breeding “ethno-terrorists”. Too Hot Take.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step. Good on ya!

Jesus, go fishing for outrage much?

Pure PSA, so if you could pull me out of the greys that would be great. Buy all this seasons cookies (especially the s’mores) however stay away from those new toffee cookies they have this year. They taste like chalk. Babyblue box.

So, brief jealousy rant. The Navy should absolutely be responsible for the Space Force. You already have readily trained military force of humans that are experts at sharing incredibly confined spaces for months on end. The only true escape from the Ocean of bullshit and cabin fever is to throw yourself into the actual…

Vice News Tonight covered this topic better today. Just saying.

Wait. Mauer is german for wall? I know this isn't Deadspin, but Joe Mauer makes so much more sense to me now.

Just caught this weeks episode on DVR last night. You heard it here first. The Monster is Kenan Thompson.

Thank you! Chicago born and raised. I was at Game 2 with the Paulie grand slam and Pods walk off. We brought it home First!

So, first and foremost. Welcome back. Secondly, I beleived I solved it. After the awards you were hospitalized for Afib and a dangerously low ejection fraction. The burger was missing those lovely key ingredients because you were on a cardiac diet and “This heart… this heart is for you." is just too sentimental for…

“New Orleans will love you fiercely if you love it back; if not, fuck y’all, we’ll never let you forget.”

I had the good fortune to go to this festival when I was deployed with the Navy in 2011. It really is remarkable how massive some of the sculptures are. They also had blocks of Ice with sea creatures frozen in the center along the sidewalks. 

About to have 10 years in the Navy. First command was at 32nd St. Joe Pa = Jody. Makes sense!

First and foremost. I love the evolution of this thread. Secondly, thank you to all the commenters that have reinforced my decision to never have kids and never get married. Truly appreciated.

Born and raised white Chicagoan here. FUCK this murderer. I was watching the sentence hearing on CBS live and I couldn’t believe what the hell I was seeing. Apparently, per the legal expert that the news had on said in this state he only has to serve 50% of the sentence with good conduct. This SOB is only going to get…

Godamn, how bad does it sting when your hot take fails this badly? Ouch.

Hell, we still use F-5 Tigers as red air for training purposes.

A newly created category of six Hurricane slamming straight into D.C. I'll bring the popcorn.

Crotchfruit. Thank you for this. I’ve been using “fucktrophies” for far too long.