This guy’s got the right idea.

Trump says the house was robbed, Cummings says they were scared away almost immediately. Many people are saying Trump has inside information about this intrusion and that he personally hired the person. I’m not saying that I’m just saying what many, many people are saying.

Mister Trump, your chosen city is New York, a place where I, a decent person, would not live on a substantial bet.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

take his gun away.

I’m no ophthalmologist, but I did take out my contacts at a Holiday Inn Express last night. 

*activates tinfoil*

Also to Distraction Debbie here and all the morons who still identify as Republican; the ACA, Gay Marriage and Abortion are the law of the land. If you don’t like it then leave!

Funny how all you did was complain for 8 years about Obama yet you’re still here, and how Twittler can’t spend five minutes without screaming…

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

But you also know that he’s so cheap that in his resorts they only have Panaphonc, Magnetbox, and Sorny.

But you also know that he’s so cheap that in his resorts they only have Panaphonc, Magnetbox, and Sorny.

Does Trump not understand

isn’t this what we want?

Counterpoint: No, he doesn’t. He’s a genuinely good person who is imperfect, like everyone is, but is actually willing to learn and grow.

This is the only answer, and the only way to live.

“Perhaps three.”

If PornHub wants me to whack off to insects, I’ve got one thing to say to them: way ahead of you.

45 seconds? Somebody’s a show off :/

Great. The answer is great.