Why would he sit on weight at all during a trial against a cop where he’s a key witness. What’s the over/under on the “witness” succumbing to his wounds?

I dunno... the idea of Donny jamming Pretty Hate Machine in the Lincoln Bedroom is pretty funny.

Good. There never even would have been a trial if the roles had been reversed.

I hate the man as much as the next Splinter regular, but I don’t want him tortured. And having spent some time in solitary, I assure you it’s torture.

I don’t disagree, as it would bum me out to have some old nutjob telling lies about me on television. But the DEMAND portion just makes me think “Fuck you, Joe.”

Wow. That was devastating.

I agree with everything you said except Amy Schumer has no legendary talent at anything.

How DARE you besmirch the Xenomorph!

“May I spray you with the hose in a playful fashion?”

What, like “ye” and using an f in place of an s?

Sorry, it’s like Stannis with “fewer” to me.

Jeffrey Epstein can’t melt steel beams.

Hanged.

That Sekiro with the LED on his back was BOSS.

Tishlamek gurp-gorp.

“to prevent fallapart”

Man... obviously I’d vote for a clogged toilet over Trump, but Joe Biden is just another old creep.

You just aren’t trying hard enough. Who cares what beer agrees with? You make that beer agree with YOU. 

I don’t wanna tell you how to live, but it’s three. At least.

He’s getting fatter.