If bird shit can get in, Andy Dufresne can get out.

Beware the Ides of March, mother fucker.

Wasn’t he 6'1" just a year ago? So he’s growing?

I’m sure someone has articulated it better already, but threatening Joe Rogan is rich. He would pull AJ’s head off.

Oilers by 3

When television stops working, then he’ll act.

This AND telling me which Harry Potter character I am? Buzzfeed is truly a renaissance website.

You had cancer? I’m happy you are better.

It gets worse. She had a notorious habit of responding to commenters with “Well when YOU have a degree in journalism from Columbia (I think it was Columbia) then you can have an opinion.”

Bye, mahfucka.

BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!

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I can’t help but wonder if cranking one out might calm these assholes down

On top of being entitled racist woman-hating assholes, don’t the “Proud Boys” also not masturbate?

I suspected Stormy to come out a head but she got the shaft. Ball’s in Trumps court now.

Pokemon Go away, Hillary.

Right? Just a group of decent people doing a good thing for FREE. It really (well, very briefly) restored my faith in people.

Soon we will all see that Trump actually ISN’T a blithering idiot, but that the truth is that this is the ONE scenario that Doctor Strange predicted to save us all from Thanos. The stupidity is to incite whatever pity the Mad Titan has, while he is mocked by his own species for trying to create a Space Force, because…

Strongly agree. There’s also something about the actual process of preparing, packing, and smoking a bowl. However, up until recently I had avoided vaping, assuming it was a fad. But there is something about the vaping buzz that makes it perfect to get ridiculously baked and still be able to go to the gym. It has…

You know, Terry Crews is fuckin awesome.