I play Elite on PS4 (sigh) and have had to rely on the Fuel Rats once. As a total noob asshat I didn’t know how to use refueling whatsits or beacon thingies but not only did they coach me through, two different Rats showed up in no time at all and saved the day, for nothing. AND they stayed in-character with fancy…

Even CNN seems to be dialing back the histrionics.

Right? Now I have to be careful how I hold joints?

LOL “logic”

Agreed. And Avenatti’s head looks like the head of someone that will fight you.

She must have heard another comic voted for Nixon and stole the idea.

So he killed Rosie Larson?

As long as I can still slo-mo x-ray blow someone’s jawbone off in Sniper Elite 4 then we’re cool. Keep me safe from the cartoon boobies though.

This is possibly the worst take on anything I’ve read recently.

This is who Betsy DeVos wants armed.

So... how much are eggs in Malta? Are they falcon eggs? Is that what that’s about?

No mention of Aloy’s Nora Silent Hunter Heavy from HZD? What about her Carja Blazon Master? Gita, love you to death but your fashion is two-thousand-and-late.

I’d say he is a comptroller of comedy at best.

You left out “Thoughts and Prayers.”

Drew, I have a suggestion for you and your wife that would teach her some sleep-empathy: lay directly on top of her as completely dead weight, as though she were the mattress. Then she will understand the struggle of the large man.

I’m in the process of donating a kidney right now, and was secretly hoping that Selena Gomez would catch wind of it and fall in love with me.

It was a joke my good man.

Columbus wasn’t even a good sailor.

She’s a beast at Dark Souls 3

So what’s your costume?