Whoa, whoa whoa... fingering? Fingering rules. What’s trash is testicle-fondling. Lifehacker is bad and they should feel bad for that article.

The part about you discrediting the name of the angel was truly creative.

I live in central Florida, born and raised here. We just went through Irma. Fortunately for us, there was very little damage and the power was out for only two days (back in 2004 we were hit with 3 consecutive storms that put us in the dark for 11 days). But I suppose I just take it for granted because I’ve lived…

Agreed. What I said came off a little fantastic, pie-in-the-sky. Obviously we can’t help everyone. But remember when being heroic was a part of the American ideal?

I suggest the Phantom Zone. Or the Eighth Dimension.

The idea that the NFL is going to take action against these players perplexes me most. Could Olive Garden fire you if they played the national anthem before a lunch shift and you knelt?

Right? Way to step up after the situation is resolved. A True Hero.

See? Just like that and you’re right again.

Just curious, not being argumentative, but why the qualifier “American Citizens”?

As a white rando I feel like a guest here at The Root, but it’s still become one of my favorite sites.

Well, let’s be honest: this asshole could just has easily sniped hundreds of people from a 32nd floor window by throwing kitchen knives.

Trump is the presidential equivalent of rosebudding.

I’m calm. And I’m not trying to discredit you, just to point out that what you posted, while it is an actual internet conspiracy, is just that: an internet conspiracy. And while I appreciate that your heart is in the right place, repeating rumors you’ve heard on Facebook but have not confirmed for yourself is…

That part doesn’t offend me. A lot of assholes creep around here to say racist bullshit. After re-reading it I can see that my comment could easily be seen to have come from one of those assholes. But no, I just don’t hear it. It’s like that EVP shit “ghost hunters” claim to record, once they say some random sound is…

The point is that a quick Google search will bring up all kinds of articles about people claiming to hear things on the video that you can’t actually hear. Hell you haven’t even listened to it yourself but you’re here adding to the chorus of disinformation by bringing up things “your Facebook friends heard.”

I watched it, and while I’m no forensic audio specialist, I do have nice headphones and can’t hear anything like that.

Oof 36 hours? I feel you Mike. Central Florida here, and we were only down for 27 hours. My record is 11 days back in 2004. I would not have made it much longer. Inner strength, Mike. You will make it.

Torch, we’ve discussed this before: you are absolutely wrong about your “droid naming conventions” as proven by R-4, Obi-Wan’s droid.

Black people do have thicker skin. These guys just don’t understand metaphors.

This letter basically reads “Dear Patrick, I am so stupid I shouldn’t have internet access. The girl I was interested in blocked me for sending her a dick pic and I’m much too dense to do anything other than envision elaborate stories of why this woman, to whom I am her only joy, can’t write back. Also proofreading…