Great, now I need goggles.

While I always thought her music was garbage, I WAS a staunch KP supporter because I thought “at least she’s putting out that Positive Mental Attitude to her young fans.” Then I saw the Barack Obama joke video.

Groban likes his ladies to pop.

I worship 80s rock gods Journey and Foreigner.

I can’t currently post links but anyone wanting to see ole Glenn get knocked the fuck out Google Danzig North Side Kings.   

I thought you meant on the fly. I’ll tell you one thing, apparently the Nato phonetic alphabet doesn’t include “Mancy.”

Like that phrase Metallica invented, Sad But True.

Is Plantera about a Vulgar Display of Flowers?

I feel like I would beat him at Titanfall 2.

Hey thanks buddy!

Saw him live. I was as impressed as when I saw Iron Maiden.

Right? Like, was Weird Al busy? Shit, an Apple Store employee would be better than this asshole.

Off topic but I think your screen name might be a little premature.

It was also discovered later in Murphy’s testimony that the actual intercourse was with R. MacDonald.

Someone has to intervene before this goes full Biggie/2Pac.

They should invite him to handle his trial the Andrew “Miss Jackson if you’re nasty” Jackson way.

Or anywhere with the potential for stabbings. I think it’s a pretty solid rule that if you might get stabbed, don’t get comfortable.

Just in a pragmatic/altruistic sense, the solution here is to always just stand up.

I’m glad you didn’t explode, Mike. There are a lot of people that I wouldn’t mind at all if they exploded.

Tomorrow we find out that Trump is in Justice League.