Ugh I hate him so much but I have to admit he at least kept two car lengths behind that other car.

Grand Moff Tarkin looks realer on that poster than he did in Rogue One.

And you totally have a right to that opinion... for now!

It’s certainly my official internet-commenter-arm-chair-know-it-all diagnosis. That and medically, his face is a prolapsed anus.

When I saw the header I thought “The Switch has 8 games?!?”

I am genuinely jealous. I wish I was new to it (100% complete). Think Red Dead Robot Dinosaur.

This is my concern as well. If it’s a choice between a gibbering idiot and Norman Bates, you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t.

Ever since I first read the detail about the rifle it’s been eating at me... while I’ve never considered this anything but outright murder, the fact that this dick-sneeze was using a rifle just makes it worse. Rifles are much more accurate than handguns, and over a much longer range. The fact that he fired at all is…

Not that it’s definitive proof, but watching how unhinged he is in his late-in-the-day tweets smacked of sundowning from day one.

I feel like having Trump as president is a lot like having a dick in the ass. Some people like a dick in the ass; some people will tolerate a dick in the ass. But if you didn’t want a dick in the ass to begin with, all you can think about is extricating the dick from your ass.

This whole time I thought it was between a man, a wife, and the Green Lantern.

Sublime.

Horizon Zero Dawn. There is only Horizon Zero Dawn.

Hamilton, this is a fantastic piece and really demonstrates a method to pull a win/win/win out of the situation, BUT:

Well I had no idea about the meme. I think attack helicopters are awesome.

Whoa whoa whoa... I gotta stop doing that?

This is JUST LIKE what happened with NWA. Shep is the new Easy.

And the money shot has to be completely disappointing, like they cut out half the porn.

Right? Gwyneth Paltrow is OBVIOUSLY our spokesperson.