If you didn’t use pot before it was legalized and are only trying it now because you are “allowed” to..... don’t use it.
You don’t DESERVE to be using pot. You should just keep being a nerd and never ever use it and leave more pot for the cool people.

It’s early.

I suspect the AG will almost immediately proclaim the report a wash and confirm “no collusion”, which Trump will then bray throughout the 2020 election and beyond.

“Hoors, blow, juicy dongs! Whatever it takes to get you to vote for me."

The good thing about having government healthcare is that you get all the top-notch anti-anxiety drugs!

“Bloody foreigners, coming to our country, taking our jobs, imposing their way of life on us. I won’t stand for it!”

I read on Pet Reddit that Goose said some very controversial and racist things about Dogs.

Getting a lot of use out of this gif these days.

Sajak is more plastic now than man, malleable and evil.

You are there to answer some damn questions.

I’ll take “fuck this stupid earth” for $2000 Alex.

Fortunately tattoos on your palm aren’t exactly forever. You use that part of your body with such frequency that the tattoo, especially one with such fine line work, should become a smudge of its former self in no time. So it’s meaning will be lost over time. 

I came here to say the same thing. It’s also an anagram of “Ayn gig holed.”

also “egad ho lying.” 

The quiet religious kid with a gal back home in a WWII movie. He doesn't make it.

She sucked during her time at Jez fwiw

My Cock will be there for the greyz.

What maked Gawker so good wasn’t the stories or defamation or writing or blackmail.  It wasn’t the good times everyone had or the bad times we all went through.  What maked Gawker so good was... us.

Maybe they could grey the entire House and then quickly ungrey King again.

Obligatory

Dyson slats. Mars will pay for it, too.