Donald Trump—the human equivalent of a teenage boy slumber party abundant in erections and pimples

I am not even sure if I have feelings anymore.

I like how she omits a doctor from this conversation. Like I have no husband or boyfriend, and I’m an atheist, AND I’m on bc. So I guess I’m just doing it aaaalllllll wrong.

Oh, FUCK THIS lady.

And they said trolling was a dead art.

A “pucker” of assholes?

I, for one, am tired of the constant globalist attacks upon my corn chute.

EA is nobody’s friend. If EA were an ice cream flavor, it’d be pralines and dick.

I can’t even really work up much vitriol for him anymore, as most of it goes towards those dipshits who thought such a profoundly ignorant person would be a perfect fit to lead the country.

Donnie’s grasp of history is akin to someone formulating a life plan via fortunes in fortune cookies. I can’t even really work up much vitriol for him anymore, as most of it goes towards those dipshits who thought such a profoundly ignorant person would be a perfect fit to lead the country.

I wouldn’t trust Trump to tell me the time if it was high noon and we were standing in the middle of a clock factory.

You want something to really worry about? Just wait until Bannon has achieved his final form…

His “dissertation” is also a sham. Seriously, what the fuck is this supposed to be?

LET HE OR SHE WHO HAS NOT ACCIDENTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT MEMBERSHIP IN A NEO NAZI ORGANIZATION CAST THE FIRST STONE

I did Nazi this one coming.

This. Water? What the fuck? Since when does a burger naturally produce WATER? Who has ever eaten a burger and said “man, this is good, but it would be better if it was wetter?”