You want me to feel bad for the guy who is the cause of all the harassment still being faced by the parents of the victims of Sandy Hook? Yeah, fuck him.

lose

We live in a world that is ruled by kayfabe.

For restaurants, yes. But the Michelin Pussy Guide actually goes up to 8 stars. But most only get 3 at most, so 5 is really good. Their only 8 Star pussy ever was this woman in rural Japan who lived in this shack that only locals (and REALLY cool tourists) knew about. Sadly, it closed in 1998.

Omg yaaaaas!!!

People with small hands scare me too!

Honestly, who throws a shoe...?

Oral history, baby. Yeah!

If the creative people with whom Anita Sarkeesian meets have so little conviction in their work that they wilt to her whims the moment she talks about what she values in the depiction of women in games, that’s on them, no?

Sarkeesian’s project, if nothing else, helped propel a lot of discussion about women and games, about what matters and what doesn’t. And she got it all done before Valve could even release Half-Life 3.

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

I’m hoping he’ll be taken right to the edge of the abyss for a good long stare, then given the option of some sort of deal in return for burning the rest of them to the ground.

What are the odds that Flynn will mysteriously die from polonium poisoning?

Two options: lock him the fuck up or give him immunity so he rolls on trump. Anything else is unacceptable.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Fuck humans, we’re awful. Save the sharks.

That’s why I love it when they sprawl out in the open, makes me feel like they feel completely secure and at home.

“It’s funny, the left says they really respect women, and then when given an opportunity to respect a woman like that, they boo and hiss.