I can’t help but wonder if cranking one out might calm these assholes down

On top of being entitled racist woman-hating assholes, don’t the “Proud Boys” also not masturbate?

You’ve obviously never burned teeth before. The stink is unforgettable. 

Holy shit. 

Even older!

We can lift our feet because Chuck Norris could do it and gravity learned its place.

I suspected Stormy to come out a head but she got the shaft. Ball’s in Trumps court now.

Pokemon Go away, Hillary.

Right? Just a group of decent people doing a good thing for FREE. It really (well, very briefly) restored my faith in people.

Soon we will all see that Trump actually ISN’T a blithering idiot, but that the truth is that this is the ONE scenario that Doctor Strange predicted to save us all from Thanos. The stupidity is to incite whatever pity the Mad Titan has, while he is mocked by his own species for trying to create a Space Force, because…

Strongly agree. There’s also something about the actual process of preparing, packing, and smoking a bowl. However, up until recently I had avoided vaping, assuming it was a fad. But there is something about the vaping buzz that makes it perfect to get ridiculously baked and still be able to go to the gym. It has…

You know, Terry Crews is fuckin awesome.

I play Elite on PS4 (sigh) and have had to rely on the Fuel Rats once. As a total noob asshat I didn’t know how to use refueling whatsits or beacon thingies but not only did they coach me through, two different Rats showed up in no time at all and saved the day, for nothing. AND they stayed in-character with fancy…

Copy that. Got in touch and just have to wait it out. Hurricane veteran here.

He finally did answer, and thank you. He’s on the way to the civic center where they are housing students for safety. Of course, because he’s a damn kid he waited until today to get moving, but at least he’s making progress. 

And my son, a student at FSU, won’t answer his effing phone.

Getting free of the tiny dopamine shot you get every time there’s a notification is the best feeling.

You are SO fired.

Even CNN seems to be dialing back the histrionics.

Right? Now I have to be careful how I hold joints?