I mean... he kinda looks like a sweetheart.

LOL “logic”

As a carnivore I realize it’s pretty hypocritical for me to feel bad because I’m part of the problem, and I’m aware of some of the horrors of factory farms, but Jesus... this is goddamned awful.

Agreed. And Avenatti’s head looks like the head of someone that will fight you.

She must have heard another comic voted for Nixon and stole the idea.

So he killed Rosie Larson?

As long as I can still slo-mo x-ray blow someone’s jawbone off in Sniper Elite 4 then we’re cool. Keep me safe from the cartoon boobies though.

This is possibly the worst take on anything I’ve read recently.

Argh I hate Ben Mendelsohn.

In your face, Canada

AAAAAAAAA THAT’S MY REAL NAME! AWESOME!!!!!

This is who Betsy DeVos wants armed.

ALPHA is a friggin great acronym.

So... how much are eggs in Malta? Are they falcon eggs? Is that what that’s about?

No mention of Aloy’s Nora Silent Hunter Heavy from HZD? What about her Carja Blazon Master? Gita, love you to death but your fashion is two-thousand-and-late.

Well, Rob, it’s like they say: “You either die a hero, or you live long enough to become an introverted old wiener on an island somewhere.”

I’d say he is a comptroller of comedy at best.

You left out “Thoughts and Prayers.”

Drew, I have a suggestion for you and your wife that would teach her some sleep-empathy: lay directly on top of her as completely dead weight, as though she were the mattress. Then she will understand the struggle of the large man.

I’m in the process of donating a kidney right now, and was secretly hoping that Selena Gomez would catch wind of it and fall in love with me.