Meanwhile Mario Batalli installed hot and cold running nacho cheese in his shower.

Passing out Bennies while on Molly means something completely different in Pittsburgh.

In typical Miami fashion, the punchline for the billboards has not yet arrived.

That's the fucking joke.

It's funny that you mention that, the original title of the movie was actually, Schindler's List That I Could Care Less About.

Every time someone makes a why he no doctor yet joke, Ken Jeong receives a check for fifty cents.

There comes a time in every writer's life when you have to realize that for which you work is paying you by the number of words that for which you will write and therefore not for which you will not write.

This isn't the first time Jimmy Kimmel took a couple balls to the face. In related news, Sarah Silverman probably has a cock.

Can confirm, this kid is a kid.

I for one am sick and tired of talking about a pervasive problem in professional sports and the world that doesn't easily translate into a dick joke.

Is this one of those Jezabel/Deadspin cross post articles about mansplaining? You can't manufacture this kind of synergy.

The nicknames get less imaginative as the list goes on:

Cool generalization. This is one stupid Browns fan. Not all Cleveland fans.

So you're saying a 41 year old women, that is married to a 75 year old man, has a gross misunderstanding of the age of sexual maturity? What a shock.

Jeter: I'm going to the all star game tonight.

In the old days a terrible joke wasn't a comment though. It was ignored. Fucking kinja. I posted for a year before some dickface starred me. Then kinja rolls around and every asshole with a cubicle and a shit job is a fucking comedian.

The Cavs are going to be so good at basketball, the Tigers are going to lose to them.

Pictured: the amount of press New York journalists want to give to Cleveland.

Area man pushes the envelope on casual Friday, wears a hooded sweatshirt with his khakis.

Well, as a likely Pistons fan, today is your lucky day. Lebron and the Cleveland Lebrons will be Lebroning all over the Pistons for the next three to five years.