The only hard part about going to Brown's Stadium is the team. Seriously, they are not good at playing football. But the parking is very convenient.

I'm just shocked that Mario Batelli can jump that high in a pair of crocs.

Only two or three of these teams have the space to sign Lebron. The rest would need to clear space to make it work, and thus create a new crippled team for Lebron to blame for not winning it all. His options are Miami with a pay cut and gimpy Wade. Or Cleveland, with a bunch of young guys that don't know what they're…

It doesn't sound any worse than New York Football Giants, yet I feel dumber having heard it.

Fred Durst is looking well, that's nice to know.

This is what happens when you mix motorcycles with being a douchbag.

His lawyer countered the Sacrifice Power Bomb with his own signature move the Billable Hour. Nicholson's wallet has not recovered. AMIRITE?!

While it is typical for groomsmen to wait until the reception to get into the drink, these guys couldn't wait to wet their whistles shitty rental tuxedos.

Fin.

Ain't no party like a back door party cuz a back door party starts really slowly, and nobody is allowed in until the host says so, and even then slow the fuck down or you aren't ever getting in there again unless you fucking slow down, stop, okay let me breath for a second, stop, I said knock it off, okay fucking…

You saw something on the Internet too huh?

There was no consensus number one in last years draft. It was the weakest in history. The best players in the draft were all point guards, or players who would have been a reach at number one. So, what the fuck? Anthony Bennett might be alright next year. He played hurt for the first half of the season. The…

To what end? To encourage Cleveland tourism?

Because it is completely boring. The video is on ESPN.

That's it. They had a 1.7% chance of landing the pick. And they did. You can be as upset as you want. But this is a statistically pretty amazing. They nearly had the first pick in four consecutive years, losing the number one to New Orleans because of a coin toss. This year, they tried desperately to make the playoffs…

Cleveland is a big market. You can't even find a pair of jeans below a size 42 anywhere.

The narrative is, Cleveland is mad at Lebron. The reality is Cleveland is a football town that has a basketball team. Apparently there is a baseball team too. But really mostly just fat ass football fans from Parma who will support a truly dysfunctional team in the Browns despite everything.

You'd be surprised about how few Cavs fans complain about this. It sucked then. But that's the key. Then.

Cavs didn't have the worst record. So, while they weren't great, they weren't incompetent.

The Pistons had no business landing Andre Drummond last year. He's a better prospect than Embiid, who has back problems. Just a thought, you'll still do fine.