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Palms sweating, it's the perfect joke, but then the boss is calling about the WENUS report, while I'm hunched over the screen, trying to paste in the perfect trio of Goosebumps titles, have to get the hands just right, copy and paste the fat belly to cover the white paper, this just might work.

Bennett has been playing quite well as of late. As it turns out, Bynum pretty much set the entire team back. Not shocking I guess.

Don't look now, but Bennett dropped 19 pts and grabbed 10 rebounds his last time out.

New coach Mike Pettine and new GM Ray Farmer should probably rent—this trash fire cannot be contained...

You saw something on the Internet. Congratulations.

Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score, amirite Russian volunteers wearing ridiculous tie-dyed hoodies?!

Danish Olympian Gunnar "Gunno" Hanson perfomed well in qualifying.

Could we get more photos of the Russian woman struggling with the giant cock? Asking for a friend.

That is the idea, why don't you give it a try smart guy?

Apparently this Hyman doesn't provide much interior defense.

Big Horn Busts Hyman.

But honey, it's an Izad shirt, just like all the other kids wear. Don't you like the little iguana?

Is this line for bread?

Be careful, it kind of sounds like an Internet stranger is asking you to eat his Skittle sausage?

Fortunately for Roger he works at a non-profit. That way he can use income based repayment on his school loans and pay a fraction of what he owes then after ten years, everything will be forgiven.

Crack eggs into the pan, keep that heat medium, now wait as the white firms up before you slowly crack the yellows. This allows the yolk to be cooked slightly less than the whites. The result is a more nuanced scramble. Eat with toast and bacon. Sausage is for pancakes and french toast.

Clearly this is the logic behind the Dion Waiters for Iman Shumpert trade rumors that Broussard circulated last week. Just two guys, whose coaches aren't using them right, helping each other out. Nothing gay about that.

But surely unnamed superstar player can't wait to spurn any unnamed small market and play in New York.

If there's anywhere that a talented big man can re-invent his career post injury, it's Cleveland. Zydrunas became a completely different player after the foot injuries. He kept me a fan during the Cleveland lean years.