Isn't there a stipulation in all Cleveland contracts that you spend time contemplating suicide?

Zach Randolph kind of looks like Chris Griffin, in a big fat slug kind of way, is that it?

Incognito responded in kind to his supporters, asserting that they are all honorary racists.

Every fall a new generation of young people arrives on campus, ready to embrace their new found independence by riding their bicycles on the sidewalk like children. And every fall, I yell at some impertinent child for nearly running me over as I walk to work. It's not the bicycle, it's the asshole on it. And every…

Seti's in Cleveland. Or any hot dog place not in Cincinnati. The french fries come and go, or are replaced with potato chips. Sometimes it's called a Polish Boy. It's the same gut bomb no matter what you call it or how you prepare it.

You aren't wrong about Cincinnati Chili, it's against nature. But I will reiterate, the state food of Ohio is the slaw dog. Take a perfectly good hot dog, flash fry it, put it on a bun and cover it in french fries, cole slaw, and barbecue sauce. Now fuck your face with it until you forget the crushing circumstances of…

He's half black, he's half white, he's all Martin. From the producers of Big Momma's House and Big Momma's House Two comes Martin Incognito, opening this weekend at select theaters.

Probably should have seen it coming when he made his predictions for the week, "Hell Awaits for the Steelers as Tom Brady and the Patriots will continue to Reign in Blood before heading South of Heaven to play the Panthers."

Buy your tickets now for World War Tow, the premier amateur tractor pull event in the Tri-State Area. It's going to be a Haul-o-caust.

The slaw dog, we call it a Polish Boy, is an Ohio institution. We've already given our white trash to West Virginia, how dare you give them our slaw dog.

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