I didn’t question its existence, i experienced it, and i found the experience hollow and without charisma. SNL never has understood —and never will understand— that sometimes ‘less is more’.

SNL repeats things that got guffaws like a 12 year old class clown. And for the same motives, i suspect. I’d love an adult…

“So long as most of the population will eat our shit, we’ve determined it’s a bad business plan to offer any choices of quality.”

The Facts of Life: Inhumans: Christmas in Maui took place in Oahu? Wht in the nether hells didn’t they fix the name??

Popcorn makes me flatulent. How will i know if i’m farting from the popcorn or from the explosive revelations?

The problem about shooting a Marvel miniseries in Hawaii is that it’ll always seem like The Facts of Life: Inhumans: Christmas in Maui.

on the one hand, you’d parent your child from prison.

One in five games or so, the hospital would have an ambulence helicopter on the roof. I’d use it to get to some tower otherwise inaccessible and snipe till the tanks came. Kids.

also, praising with faint damns. negging. hawt.

Denouncing is fine, you get to keep it. Renouncing, you lose it. Announcing, you tell everybody about it. Enunciating, you do so very clearly.

He stole the season with a single song in s12e01 of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

veal? racist

Tribal affiliation. No ideology, only enemies.

wait, “two women having sex” gay, or “two men having sex” gay?

none of this woulda happened if they didn’t choose a “demon prince” as a tabletop foe

jesus, you’re a prick.

you’d say more about this but... shrug

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He invented the repetition of the accusation “fake news!” to a absurd degree until truth and lie blended into a slurry of melted Resse’s Peanut Butter Cups at the bottom of your rucksack.

thanks, OBAMA*

he once released an entire EP in a single 128-character tweet. Suuuper-compressed but what do you want from a tweet