randommonk
Random Monk
randommonk

Shut your snark, buddy. You’re not that smart, not smart enough to speak to me like that, at least.

i thought you were Bizzaro Trump, all forethought and Machiavellian schemes!

and like many snarkers, it’s more important to seem to score points than to snark on topic. I never said that this was unrealistic, i merelypointed out my own personal experience that contradicts the stereotype, and pointed out the stereotype to be a bit of a lazy shorthand.

it’s not ‘Fear’ i feel. It’s more of a dread, the dread one feels for having to endure infinity.

You can bet a guy like Hershel, who has lived on that farm all his life, knew where all the federal prisons are within a day drive, yes. Any time any prisonbreak happened anywhere in the country, him and the boys would think about what prisons are close to them, and what they’d do if an escaped prisoner came onto

That’s an illogical state to greet a potential apocalypse. “I drank all my coping mechanisms before Day 1.”

We just call these traumatic moments of stupidity “Uh Oh’s”

Okay, liquor is the first thing that would be gone at the end of the world. The absolute first thing besides maybe condoms.

While i’m not a 9/11 Truther (i do not believe that any conspiracy known to more than a dozen or so people can remain a secret for anything more than a few months), i’m still waiting for a convincing explaination for Tower 7's falling (probably coincidentally, 45 minutes after the BBC had announced it fell).

Cries of

We learn he’s got a white French mother, he grew up in France, and he has aspirations of a more artistic life.

...while in the ‘real world’, most French folk i meet are low-education, mid-to-low-culture punks, i’ve not met as many ‘cultured’ French people as American tv would have us believe are out there. Even

I honestly don’t know what’s worse.. supporting Hilary or supporting Trump

The GOP won’t die, only the non-shameless parts. And will drag down the 45% of their party that once had shame.

Trump was elected by the combined will of the people, both those who voted, and those who chose to stay at home and not cast a ballot.

So forget your niggly “the majority voted for Hillary” crap, it’s not relevant, because the rules you follow for an election make that irrelevant. You elect a president by those legal

Racism? Only white guys can be racist in America apparently. Sexism? Only guys can be sexist. Sexual assault? Oh that’s a guys problem only. America, like most of the world, has a hard time applying justice equally because of external factors... and until we apply that justice equally we are going to see these

Sure, but the general/specific ‘look how bad humanity is, we elected Trump’ is unhelpful, as is the fully general ‘humans are stupid’ line. Helpful is examining why Americans elected Trump, or why the Quebecois have a language-fist up their brain-asses. And fixing that.

Sir, i absolutely appreciate your shame, and the rest of humanity has their own things to be ashamed of. I just want to call out, every time, any instance of an American voice talking about ‘America’ as if this word were equivalent to ‘humanity’. Even the best of Americans tend to give the impression that the rest of

If there’s one thing you can count on with humanity, it’s that we’ll always make sure there are plenty of ways to destroy our species. Sure, we may not be so great at implementing minor climate regulations, but when it comes to wiping out all human life, we’re on top of it.

do you feel like you’re Rabin the cradle

THIS IS OUR JOY, HOW CAN YOU BE SO BLIND.

probably easier to just invent one rather thn clone it. How about a robot with synthetic skin and subwoofers in the horns?