Hmm. The snark is strong in this one.

Dammit, I don’t plan ahead! I’m Donald Trump!

Not to worry, when society falls apart, just follow the signs to the nearest distillery, and pick up the box truck of hooch that’s parked there waiting for you.

December, when we celebrate traditions. Like only having 3 channels.

Maybe they’ll give his comics role to Enid...ugh.

I thought Rick could go before Carl. He is just so important in the comics. His character now feels totally unnecessary , killing him off right when he was about to do something!

Also, thank you for the polite response. I feel sad that it is necessary for me to even bring that up considering... but, it is the internet.

They didn’t elect Jerusalem to be the capital of Israel though. That wasn’t on any ballot. He didn’t run on it.

The will of the people? Didn’t the people elect that orange jackass?

Supporting Trump is worse, because supporting Hillary is meaningless at this point and nobody actually actively does that.

If you think that the path the world is on, even excluding the US, is just dandy, then you haven’t been paying attention. The US is worse, but we’re all culpable.

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS

Look, Americans are deeply ashamed of our leaders’ stupidity and absolute indefensibility when it comes to lack of climate action. You have to let us have this.

If you consciously voted for a abusive white supremacist because you felt spiteful that other people said mean things about you - such as you were stupid enough to consciously vote for a abusive white supremacist - you are objectively a stupid, selfish asshole.

That proudly touted goose egg of a presidential golf score—pulled from a Politico piece— isn’t even especially accurate; a recent Pew poll suggests Trump’s approval is actually closer to 32, his lowest numbers yet

“goose egg of a presidential golf score”
Goose eggs (zeros) aren’t really a score that’s possible in golf and if they were, would be an outstanding score to get.

This is good kinja

^This right here deserves to be one of those posts with a 3-digit number of upvotes (oops, sorry, “recommendations,” ugh).

How was Gibson’s conduct “similar” to what Spacey and others are accused of? I swear, we’re going to blur this conduct so badly that it’s going to make the right-wing backlash so easy... things can be reprehensible, bad, whatever. But it’s important to distinguish actions: Gibson was accused of using hate speech.…

i haven't seen Logan yet but i heard it's real good, i bet they'll make another one of those. the people can't get enough Hugh Jackman!