That Anne Frank. “Me, me, me.”

note to editor

ThatsAnHerb.com

* john Oliver cries; masturbates; cries *

Reply to Kinjapocalypse with AdBloknarok.

i don’t think i’m going to bother this season.

i don’t think i’m going to bother this season.

You’ve Driven Me Back to Reading Books, Internet

also, of courage.*

omg look gift horses in the mouth(s) much?

or the guy that conrols the Algorithm likes feet

Velocirapstar’s post has 4 likes, but the thread has three comments. The article has been up for almost an hour.

“Nematode, Nematode.”
-from the Strain s02e14, “Being John Nematovich”

I am literally a monk whose stats were die-generated.

Thank you for this article, Emily Price. You did not wholeheartedly endorse the Product, which made me realize that either

1) you were assigned this article, or
2) writers can write whatever they want, even about menu apps they don’t really love, and publsh them on this site, and earn their salary or whatever, because…

AVC 1.0: no comments

and that rattly cough

Nah, Sauron’s def the viceroy / vicearchdemon, and the Dragons and Balrogs are beneath. They all seem equal because they’re all, you know, chaotic evil, and they wouldn’t just say “he’s the boss of me” without that other guy actually standing next to him. It’s not the way chaotic evil rolls.

cache =/= cachet

Though it looks like the damage is done, as BoJack returns home to try to make things right and we see a Hollyhock who’s not the Hollyhock we’ve grown used to. She’s acting weirdly quiet and broken, sorting piles of change, flipping through the channels as fast as she can, and turning down offers of pizza or ice…