You don’t know the rules? Bullshit. You know the rules on how to be a decent person, because those are simple rules everyone knows. Nah, what you want are the cheat codes. You want to know how to act in a way that projects the illusion of decency while allowing you to fully reap the benefits toxic masculinity has…

That truck driver is really a hero.

If it took you five minutes to read that article, the three neurons you lost are the least of your worries.

We need to make this run on American coal electrons!

You, and people like you, are the problem.

You’d also think that, being Texas with its open carry laws, there would have been plenty of good guys with guns ready to stop this. Maybe that whole narrative is a bunch of crap as well.

We need more thoughts and prayers. That’ll help.

Please. Out of respect for the victims and their families, don’t make this political with your facts.

Bump stocks went back on sale the start of of the week. By the end of the week, a mass-shooting.

Man, if anywhere was going to have a magical bulletproof blanket of thoughts and prayers, it’d be a church on Sunday morning. I’m starting to get the sense that maybe those thoughts and prayers aren’t working as intended.

Everything “new “ seems to be all virtual this and virtual that. We have in our hands an unbelievably awesome invention with the smartphone but our jets haven’t really changed much since the 50’s and internal combustion still moves the overwhelming majority of mankind around.

Meh, it actually should be relatively easy. He is putting a 4-cyl into the hole for a 4-cyl. The biggest difference I see is that he is trying to have everything on the interior of the car functional as well, which will present more challenges than normal swaps that opt for things like no A/C or PS. I once fit a V6…

I’d never heard of this. Wish it was still the case.

Gropes women, blatantly lies, loves Russia...

Everyone knows the higher the fuel fill the faster the vehicle. It’s science.

My 18 year old daughter recently told me she routinely received dick pics beginning at age 11 from people on tween sites. We thought she was playing Webkinz....

I actually had the thought this week whether there was something wrong with me that I’ve never sent a dick pic to anyone.
Like I’m in some rare minority from what I can tell.

Anyway, I’m glad we got one more chance to hate George Bush before he died. Fuck that Republican shithead.

Ugh. Goddamit. Just keep your fucking hands to yourselves. What the fuck is wrong with people. I’m 40 years old and have managed not to grope or otherwise touch people in an unwanted fashion. What the fuck is so hard about that? Just fucking stop it.

It is like an Uber, but with more consistent pricing and less of a risk of sexual assault.

You need to try associative training.

Whenever you crave sugar, drop a kettlebell on your foot.

Soon you’ll stop craving kettlebells!