In this case, there were at least two, counting Bishop McGrabbyhands.

I can’t star for that nasty image, but thank you for “Mango Unchained".

Take your star, and my scowl.

Do you honestly have no life that you just spend hours and hours here, making new accounts to spam this shit?

So I’m conflicted because Nike is shit, but I like anything that pisses off racist conservatards. Hmm.

I’m on board with this.

You’re a complete idiot, and no, it's not a “non-story”.

...asks the moron from the party that literally adopted that fucking frog meme to be their emblem...

Wait, don’t leave us hanging, what happened after that?

I wish this would happen more often, honestly.

Fuck you with a rusty chainsaw.

My remaining grandparents are all more physically fit than I am. They’re made of sturdier stuff.

“Fact check” and “Fox News” in the same sentence?

“Luther Younger”? Well, there’s your answer, he’s just a young Lex Luthor, that explains everything.

Good, bleed him dry.

Wow, that’s so terrible.

Wow, where are all you fucking assholes coming from?

In my experience, it never stops hurting, just dulls over time. Sorry.

Always star for kittehs.

This modern trend of DNA tracing scares me.