Now I’m sorry I didn’t have premium cable when I was a bit younger, but at least the internet has been good to me, when it isn’t making me reach for the Brain Bleach.

Thank you for digging up this garbage so the rest of us don’t have to wade through it.

And clearly there are enough users with ill intent. You’re still an idiot.

Your a moron.

It’s a Tool. Really.

Not the same thing at all, GTFO with your transphobia.

I’m glad you survived and I hope you are getting good counseling.

I know. That’s the one that makes me feel dead inside. And I will seriously punch anyone who uses the term “crisis actor” around me in real life.

So far it’s turning out to be literally the exact opposite.

But I am doing literally no such thing. Look, I generally like your comments on here and have no further wish to argue with you, so I’m going to stop now, because you’ve clearly made up your mind that I’m a horrible person.

I believe it’s how you phrase it. This is something I can take more precaution with, but no, I don’t like unreasonable vocabulary policing, sorry.

“Oh, come on, he said he was sorry about getting caught! Isn’t that enough for you man-hating bitches?? Why should his life be ruined just for sexual harassment and intimidation? Let it go already.”

Go fuck yourself.

You’re an asshole.

I hate the idea of self-censoring a rather innocuous word, though.

You’re comparing a gun, a weapon, to a phone an appliance? Really?

I praise people who are articulate regardless of race, because I enjoy hearing competent speakers as opposed to soundbite spewing morons. Never thought this would be a thing I’d have to worry about.

I bring up how Obama was articulate all the time, because look at the goddamn sputtering imbecils who came before and after him. I never intend for this to be an “articulate for a black man” thing, I just genuinely love hearing him speak and hope this doesn’t reflect badly on me because of some misconception.

No it isn’t, pendejo.

Can we all, as a nation, just stop giving a fuck about Kanye West?