;) ;) ;)

Let me tell you, I’ve had sex with some big dicks in my day, and my opinion has always been if I wanted a bruised fucking cervix I would just get pregnant and have a goddamn baby so my mom would stop whining about how she has no grandchildren.

Came here to ask the same question. Maybe Mark is trying to summon Adultosaur?

This looks like Taylor Swift and it’s making me feel funny down there.

Y’all used this photo before, and she still looks like Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift shocked she won *another* award.

is this CGI’d Taylor Swift.

That gif is my new everything. Thank you.

Isn’t it obvious? She’s a vampire whose favourite time was the fifties.

Lana just wants to go into space or being spaced out

Lana is ready to ride eternal through the gates of Valhalla, shiny and chrome.

The luxury we have as a younger generation is being able to figure out where we want to go from here, which is why I’ve said things like, “I don’t focus on feminism, I focus on the future.”

But, honestly, that’s fine with me. I don’t really need Lana Del Rey to spend significant chunks of her time discussing social issues.

she says as she melts into her sheets into her floor into her endless summertime sadness

I’ve gotten to witness through history the evolution of so many movements

I don’t like you right now

You know, working is really cramping my style. I can’t watch youtube videos without getting out my headphones, which gets suspicious...

I can not even deal with this picture and Jezebel is constantly recommending the article to me. Hate hate hate.

I am so glad I never watched this abomination of a movie (or any of the others in the series) if only for this creepy as f*ck baby.

Actually this makes sense.