Can I just be generally offended by the fact that she exists?

You don’t have to choose - be offended for both, friend!

oy gay

You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.

...I'm not sure whether this offends me more as a Jew or as a gay person.

Legionnaires disease packs a punch!

eeeeeewwwwwwww

Oooh if that’s not a B movie it should be. Attack of the Rotovirus!

Well, whatever the explanation, keep doing what you’re doing :-)

Man where’s the mic drop

Presidential candidate and laughable caricature of your racist, broke, spray-tanned uncle from Jersey who catcalls tween girls Donald Trump...

Someone who works for a major cruiseline told me this happens on a semi-regular basis: wife/girlfriend disappears at sea, then the FBI/authorities board and pull the man (almost always, man) off the boat when the vessel docks. Horrifying.

This would be a fabulous Agatha Christie :)

Also, just avoid cruises.

What an asshole this Starver prick is. He actually threatened to sue a school for being too secular, but tried to have “witchcraft” recognized as a religion so kids wouldn’t be rewarded for reading Harry Potter.

Is he fingering the twinkies third cream hole?

I think the judge is going to have a chat with her lawyer the next time he’s in court:

Looking for good Herman Cain pizza pics, stumbled across Obama with a giant floppy Twinkie.