The elephant is cute but what are those hideous pale pink things with the patchy yellow fur?

I want in too!

<3

I’m gonna, I tell you I’m gonna be the spider, those kurds and wheys, they won’t know, won’t know what sat down beside ‘em, I’m gonna spider ISIS all over the middle east....

The whole “presidential candidate and ______________ Donald Trump” thing is so much fun. I wanna play, too! Presidential candidate and that candle that is always on clearance because it smells like shit Donald Trump....

I find myself growing increasingly intolerant to people who commit Shade faux-pas.

Hopefully if he looks over our military and finds any General Douglas MacArthurs, he’ll have the good sense to fire them.

It’s been used since foreevveeer. But anyway, What’s good is usually like asking someone what’s up, right? In this context, Nicki is basically ‘asking’ Miley is she has a problem with her.

I look forward to the inauguration of President Crunch.

Me every time Trump opens his mouth.

You have a point; political discourse today *is* like a kick to the prostate.

Entertainment Tonight certainly made sure they used the least flattering picture of Nicki. She has an amazing face, and they used the worst shot.

The second I saw everyone calling what Nikki said shade I couldn't help but roll my eyes. It was a direct attack there was no nuance! It was amazing but not shade at all.

It’s Uzbeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan all over again.

Came here to post the exact same thing, you got me by two minutes!

Can someone explain to me the use of “What’s good?” Is it literal or does it mean something else. I’m an old and even in context, I can’t figure this out.

Other Trump policy statements:

“WHATEVER KEITH. You couldn’t shade anyone if all the cocaine in the world depended on it.”

This is a thing of beauty.

Shade Court always gives me the energy I need to make it through a Friday work afternoon. Thanks Kara and happy Bey Day to you too!