NO. If you skip the cigarette I will taste a pepper. (honor system)

I’m going with Mark’s guinea pig as my spirit animal

My mom did the tummy lipo about 15 years ago and her recovery was brutal. She did it along with 8 of her friends. They did it all, arms, back, bellies, knees. Probably lost about 20 pounds each. When they gained it back it went into crazy places. My mom wound up with a shelf butt and fat forearms.

Both of my parents were smokers so I think I was used to it. But the first thing you wanted to do off the plane was shower.

Portland residents: if you are going to carry a plastic bag? PUT A BIRD ON IT.

Give me a hug, You.

I was more “meh” then I expected to be.

also,

One day-ONE DAY- I will definitely read it. (Jilly Cooper, too. please?)

Don’t mind the taste, can’t handle the texture. (I can tolerate well cooked. And a skinny sliver of raw red but other than that, nah)

I don’t mind the taste (#teamfunyans) or when they’re fried (battered or not). But raw, or sauteed translucent? Can’t do it. I told adulto, poisoned breast milk.

“Miss Palin, I have a lot of respect for a woman who uses her (fill-in the-blank) that liberally.”~~Donald

Nah, he’s cut back. He used to be Joe Kegger.

“Joe Sixpack”. The moral opponent of “Joe Millionaire”?

“One smart fella, he felt smart”...

bloviator

I’ve had that conversation with some “older” crew members and they do “wax nostalgic”. Even the “Coffee, Tea or Me” stereotyping was better than this cattle herding/day care

I read “OPINIONS” as “ONIONS”. And I don’t like those either. And instead of beating me up YOU SHOULD BE SYMPATHETIC. It’s not my fault *sob*