Robert Durst?

I wish it was different. I really do. This list of things I won’t eat is twice as long. I have a taste bud birth defect. (could be the poisonous mother’s milk? bwahaha, like she breast fed??)

Same

I’ll probably get boo hissed but I like Moe’s

Hate peppers. And they’re so good at their job removing them doesn’t even help.

You’re probably right with your explanation but it still required a bit more thought. It took me a few readings to get there. This isn’t an extreme example but I’ve read so many that I probably jump the head scratch gun.

And Pig Latin

Co-signed

Sometimes when a read a quote from her there’s this weird disconnect where I realize that she’s not actually making sense.

Could be the lower half?

Harlon Braun has a Harlan Ellison ring to it.

I’ll block when you go for the bacon and you can block for my piggies

For every JoJo there’s a Grandmom Moses. At least that’s what I tell myself. *runs away feeling useless*

Co-signed.

(Pigs in the blanket are the ne plus ulta of hors d’oeuvre in my book. Whenever they’re served I lurk by the kitchen exit and stick up the cater waiter)

Better. Especially if it works ala Richard Bachmann/Stephen King

I know it’s kind of “duh” annoying when someone asks “Why are you in the greys?” (answer: because I am not out of them). But I am surprised. I really wish the writers would step it up.

(and yet it’s sexy when Darth Vader does it??)

Exactly