But not enough to fuck George Zimmerman for.

The Harlequins keep sketchy company though. Nah, just jokering.

Which one? Courtney? Matt? or Nasir? (very cute. I love Lucy Liu)

If I was a STANDARD poodle I’d be pissed at the GREAT danes. What narcissists!

Ryan Reynold is allegedly funny.

Sorry, Lilly my dearest darling, but I just don’t see it. Marilyn Mon-NO.

The contouring is pretty striking too.

hahaha. You kept your indulgence under a dozen. What willpower you have.

I’m guessing that you’re not nuking caviar? (it sound like it must have been very Sidney Sheldon/Harold Robbins/Jackie Collins/Judith Krantz. *I got a little carried away ;)* )

It probably was. I think that was part of the deal; they take the US photographer and they get to choose the pics that are used and approve of alterations. She’s carrying herself like someone who knows she looks good though. I feel like that’s a tell that while she’s probably not as smooth or firm IRL she’s still…

I remember hot towels!

She looks pretty damn good. Might be confirmation of her deal with the Devil. Or she’s had so much plastic surgery, parts of her body have been entirely replaced. Whatever it is, it’s working.

I so wish I could sew. But you can’t teach an old dog a new stitch.

I remember flying as a kid. We’d get all dressed up. I’d have a Pan Am bag packed with Barbies and Mad Libs. Your vacation started the minute you walked down the gangway. The pilot would greet you. The stewardess would give you plastic wings, a deck of cards. Blankets and pillows. The food was great, eaten with real…

As you reep so shall you sew?

I like how your mind works. It’s all in the details, people.

Poop to the left of me, Bubblegum to the right...

Inspiration for the car paint job was the recycle bin??!?

Unless that lemonade stand is in the Hamptons’s.