I would have a threesome with Grimace and The Hamburglar in the play place. Then eat all of the french fries.

So, I’m nit picking. But “best THING”? I mean he’s a “writer”. How about “I think a woman was G-d’s best creation”?

Too much of a perk (perc). For a lot of people, knowing that feeling invincible and content is as easy as opening the medicine cabinet leads to a lot of problems. It also creates an environment where people who need the medicine to achieve any quality of life find themselves stigmatized or even unable to get the…

“I’m so glad we had this time together. Just to have a laugh or sing a song.”

Patronus?

Mrs. haWiggins.

And now they have all those color correctors (the pink,white and green creams). The lash primers with the fibers are great.

Sorry. I have a tendency to bring the “ick” to “nostalgic”.

Matt a/k/a Rikki Tikki Tavi.

Guar-um-teed.

I’m not sure we’ve met before. I’m randilyn. And you’re a genius. Pleasure is all mine.

Proctologist/Surgeon to Milania: “It was touch and go for awhile there. But in the end we decided to sacrifice the head. You’ll be much happier this way. Of course there will be some adjustments. To make eye contact you’ll have to look through his belly button”

Very good point. Reality so rarely intrudes if it’s not invited in. It’s polite that way (sometimes)

You don’t think it makes him look a little like a Desperado?

Were you looking at my bum? Bum-lookers, cheeky monkeys, all of you. Don’t look”

I thought he was on set filming a sequel to Mannequin. ( I was hoping that the “K” stood for “Kim”)

Ask Donald? Maybe the orange hair is a result of his head coming into contact with a bile duct?

She’s had at least a couple of fucked up wiki entries. She was found guilty of vehicular homicide and picture emerged of her, her husband Eric Dane, and former Miss USA Teen Kari Ann Peniche naked in a bathtub surrounded by drug paraphernalia.