Literally a photo of her taking a photo. Trippy.

• Despite his Ashley Madison account, Snooki thinks her husband Jionni LaValle is a “stand up guy.” [Us Weekly]

Kylie and Tyga are couples counselors? She’s barely old enough to be a camp counselor.

Tay and Calvin sittin’ in a tree.

And she’s also a white supremacist.

I miss those productive cocaine fueled DIY sessions. Group projects always devolved but solo endeavors... True though, that under close inspection you couldn’t blame someone for inquiring “Were you on drugs when you did that”? Oh well, The past is prologue and even the most disreputable are sometimes domesticated.…

Sounds like it will be heavenly.

People always say “Life is short”. And it can be. But I like to think that life can be long enough to bring surprises and for unexpected paths to cross. So what I’m saying is “First round’s on me”

Your place sounds awesome. I love those chandeliers. Mr.r always jokes that I have free rein because in his starter marriage he lived in a “peach house”. And he did that without even being in love. (I’m fairly certain, as a matter I hope, that he loved “Tinkerbell” because I hate to think that all their time together…

She comes in colors ev’rywhere;

She’s spunky though. Life gave her pickles and she made lemonade. After she fellated them. She put the “ick” in Vlasic.

Reason #Infinity For Why I Like jpomonkey. (I hate painting too and I’m about to embark on the project of hand painting the ceramic tiles in the kitchen. Once I found out that they were laid in the ‘80 and not Mid Century there was no reason to live with beiges and browns. But I love the pattern so I’m gone right over…

Not by a long shot. Paul Newman in 1961. Larry Flynt in 1974. And my bubbe bragging on her son when he started his car lot in 1963. “My Michael isn’t book smart, but he can hustle”~~~ Grandmom Shirley to her snobby SIL with the college bound sons.

“tit punch”. The randilynsisters go to rage reaction. (the titty twister and the purple nurple also worked in a pinch) I used to donkey kick midsis as I exited a room and then hold the door shut.

You midwesterners are the best. Kick in the ass. Bwahaha. Nuts, not butts. ;)

I keep hearing that so I know what I’m marathoning this weekend. It takes Mr.r about a minute with his nose turned up before he’ll be right there with me.

The worst part is that he’s got some decent raw material to work with. I think he’s handsome. I wasn’t into his breakout grunge look but I do like a lot of his designs. And I would love to go to that party because “those were the best years of my life” (from what I recall). But he’s really an insufferable ass.

I’m not sure if you’re serious but if you are, I love it. Our bedroom is raspberry and orange. And the living room colors (not paint because the walls are wood) are purple, lime, turquoise,royal blue, orange and raspberry.