I’m not positive. Did she always refer to herself in the third person?

Whatcha doin?

She’s so special she’s two-tone, purple and green.

I read it as if she had pending “Alienation of Affection” litigation and wondered who the defendant was,

immoral support? oral support?

I really need to get myself to Seattle. Palm Beach is just too staid.

I’ll post a pic of the other pair.

Peanut Butter and Junk? ;)

Nutz, Pussy and crotch. But I agree. Decorum and dignity are underrated.

World’s oldest profession/World’s first moneymaker

I take his “Berries” over the other guys “Nutz” any day of the week. And twice on Sunday. (Literally. Breakfast for dinner)

I thought Deez Nutz was firmly behind Dis Pussy.

I don’t like the mental association of “Butt Stuff” and pole.

I don’t know about his platform, but here are his heels (and yes, but not this exact pair)

Isn’t his uniform wrong also?

Funny how the first people to stand up and mock a Tammy Wynette stance find a way to straddle the same line. I’m not judging. Finding a justification that makes your life work is a personal thing. However, “therefore but the grace of G-d go I” is pretty applicable in pretty much every example of what one spouse can do…

So he was sneaking nookie? Nookie not from Snooki?

like “mushroom” with an s? or like koosh?

Oh, Sassypants :( jk.