Chris Brown. Venus De Milo. Hmm. A noted work of art. Can we sent tripping kid to handle it?

me too.

I guess they were. I didn’t see that in the main body of the article (just that the reader was anonymous) but apparently it’s in the guidelines.

What you get is a 35 year old mom named “Rachel Lenhart” found guilty of child molestation for playing naked Twister with a 16 year old. And, bizarrely, Rachel Dozeal.

If I had a time machine I’d have to set it for “backwards” ( as am I)

Exactly. And I also wonder if “could be a porno” isn’t an industry “in-joke”

Donald Trump has become the master of baiting.

Why sexist? Because the characters are women? Because the screenwriter is a woman? I’m truly not sure that this is that this time. But blind submissions might help?

Couples Therapy with Dr. Drew Pinsky.

If I wasn’t so head over heels for her, I’d be Gella-ous.

You are the better, quicker, smarter version of me. GELLA= Bionic Randilyn.

In this fast paced world, the 7 Year Itch has now been shortened to 5.

10/10 would watch the movie. But I feel like I already have?

If they used work email can’t they just be fired for stupid?

poophole loophole

I know I’m a good person because G-d told me so.

Because I am the poorest typist, and with the utmost respect and affection...Witch Hut

Not exactly what you asked for, but...

I’d google that except I’m pretty sure it’s a real thing and I’d like to keep just a soupcon of naivete. Also planning on refraining from googling “nostril sex”