Did someone call me? Need a sandwich?

Did you say “diamond”?

You know what makes you “not worthless”? The eye of the beholder. And love. Blind stupid love. You don’t even have to change.

You probably are (as am I) but not in this case ;)

My Second Hand Embarrassment Syndrome kicked in almost immediately.

Anal was off the table.

If they’re looking for a restorer who will work cheap...

Very nice ;)

I love Pam Love

“I have to make the polish” Don’t you mean doughnuts?

tyga, tyga burning bright.

I saw a de-gloving at a horse barn and it was nightmare fodder for years. Mr.r has thick knuckles and so his ring is loose and I won’t let him wear it. (“let” as merely a word). Also, there is nothing ‘jolly’ about them. They’re aggressive teeth bashers. Don’t get me started on “Now or Laters”

He didn’t say he’d still be there?

Is “think” the word you meant to use? Because I’m going with “gag”.

My dog was running away one time and in a panic (and a pinch) I started crumpling a dollar bill to get him back.

There was a scene in RHOBH where Brandi G gets in an argument with Lisa Rinna about how she was the second “Billie”. Lisa was like “It was MY LIFE”. Eileen had to back her up.