Fortunately she’s light years away from reading this, but my niece needed an enema when she was about 4. I was the intrepid warrior who did the deed but because of global positioning she believed it was sishermom. Anyway she was slightly traumatized (poor little tuchas) and upset. She was trying to give her dolls…

I’m betting that the first time it happened in history it was a result of slipping. “I feel you knocking, but you can’t come in”

The naughty aughties?

My favorite kind!!! And it’s my size!!! Invisible 10 Q

I have a 10 year old niece who just came home from camp with her first “boyfriend”. He told her he loved her. Broke up with her to play the field (the jungle gym?) Then came crying for her to take him back (or maybe he was crying because he wet the bed?). Anyway, sisofrandilyn thinks it’s hysterical but…

When did anal become the new “heavy petting over clothes”?

So true. I have to go in and roll the mr onto his side so he stops inhaling the bedcovers with each snore. Then to sleep, perchance to dream. Good Night Sweet Prince/ss.

Dom Irrera, Italian comedian from Philly:

Perfect

Good nom nom, I promise. Like with the puppy

Want your cremains shot to the moon?

Tolls for a couple of cars back when the booths used to be manned. Now I do DD. Or after school snacks for the kid in front of me in line fumbling for change. I don’t even judge the hot cheetos and mountain dew.

I had a friend of a friend that used to fantasize that she was a perfect match for some old football star turned broadcaster. She would also come up with all this malarkey: He’s a Libra, I’m a Gemini. We’re both “Indigo children”. We were born on the same day only in a different month. Finally I said “I get it. I…

Ditto to the ditto-est power.

That is so cool that you could feel them. (sans spawn so no experience)

My favorite part was where she would put her design along side the “obvious forgery” and they were only tangentially related: “Notice that his dress has 2 sleeves, Do you see that? Two. Look familiar?” Or, “His dress has roses on it. I once made a vase at camp”. Still she’s no dummy, very creative, and she’s pretty…

Please find me and let me know what you think? Stone 588 was probably the most popular. Hot Siberian was the last I read. I want to see if he wrote anything more recent. I re-read Wilbur Smith a while back and when I found and read newer books I was really disappointed.

When I was little my Grandmother had two friends who she referred to as Leah and UnserLeah. And she had two who she referred to as Eleanor and Fatty Eleanor. When I was about 20 I found out that “Unser” simply meant “our” (in yiddish) as in, Leah and (our) cousin Leah. I told Gram that if there was ever another…